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CapraCultus666ji
San Antonio, Texas | Man Seeking A TS/TV/TG
Basic Information
First name
DynoDong
I Can Speak
English, Spanish
I Would Describe Myself As
ulgar, obscene, and sometimes fully nude for no reason and playing a dumb game on the phone. Soft cock and all. And here we are, everybody.
Sign
Taurus
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Slim
My Height Is
5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Widowed
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Eyes
Body Art
Inked All Over, Secret Piercings, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These
No pets
Willing To Relocate
Yes
Status
My Education Level Is
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is
Self-employed
My Speciality Is
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is
Professional Ejaculator
I Make This Much In A Year
$45,000USD To $59,999USD
I Live
Alone
At Home
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker
Yes - Cigars
I Drink
No
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is
Reserved, Observant, Comedic, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Travel, Cooking, Camping, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Trying New Things, Relaxing, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Sleazy hotel room encounter after a pre-fixe dinnee
I've Always Wanted To Try
Stand-up comedy.
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Raunchy, Goofy
Views
My Religion Is
Agnostic
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
Anarchist
My Goal In Life Is
Drop off the grid.
My Kind Of Humor Is
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Science Fiction, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Industrial, Ambient, Dance, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read
Ancient, Auto-biography, Comic, History, Horror, Instructional, Nature, Philosophy, Reference, Poetry, Satire, Technical, Erotica
My Idea Of Fun Is
Fun?!? Grow TF up you stupid, overgrown cumstain!!!
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Wit, Oddities, Empathy, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?
Azz & Tiddayz
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Other, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Domination, Bondage, Just Wanna Fuck, Strap On Sex, Vacation Fuck