Nice nerd looking for a nerdy sweet gal

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

Just your typical middle-aged divorced father of a grown daughter/dog owner/music fanatic/local bands supporter/nerd-geek-dork/sarcastic smartass/movie lover/tv watcher/former comicbook collector/science fiction fan/occasional book reader/science buff/casual philosopher/spirituality peruser/former world traveler/liberal/ambivert/straight guy (though I did experiment)/kinda slob/huge Violent Femmes fan/Sigourney Weaver crusher/rabid Journey hater/ INFP/ENFP from Des Moines, Iowa.

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These are some real people and fictional characters I strongly relate to: Patton Oswalt, Wil Wheaton, Simon Pegg, Kevin Smith, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Clark Kent half of Superman, Sam Weir in Freaks and Geeks, Ben Wyatt from Parks and Recreation, Chuck Bartowski from Chuck, Rob Fleming in High Fidelity, Mike Doonesbury in the Doonesbury comic strip, Malcolm from Malcolm in the Middle, Jason Fox from the Fox Trot comic strip, Leonard Hofstadter from Big Bang Theory, almost any character played by Rick Moranis, Peter Parker in his high school years, Michael Cera in most of his early roles, Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Professor Utonium from The Powerpuff Girls, JD Dorian in Scrubs, Anthony Micheal Hall in his 80s movies, Napolean Dynamite, George Bailey in It's a Wonderful Life, Winston Smith in 1984, Reed Richards from The Fantastic Four, Luke Skywalker in New Hope and Last Jedi, Sheen Estevez from Jimmy Neutron, Beeker from The Muppets, any stereotypical absent-minded professor.

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When does a joke become a Dad joke?
When the punch line becomes apparent!
Though, honestly, I don't think that could be father from the truth!

I once tried snorting coke!
But the bubbles tickled my nose too much!

There are two kinds of people in this world...
Those who need closure...

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.

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If I have a spirit animal, familiar, or potronus, I'm pretty sure it's Goofy, the Disney character.

Sign

Aquarius

My Body Type Is

Stocky

My Height Is

5' 11 (1.8 m)

My Eyes Are

Hazel

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Separated

I Have Kids

Yes - Not At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Smile

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat, Dog

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

College Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Other

My Job Title Is

Quality Control

I Make This Much In A Year

$30,000USD To $44,999USD

I Live

Alone, With Pet(s)

At Home

There Is No Noise

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Nerd

My Social Behavior Is

Reserved, Shy, Boisterous, Loud, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Music, Tv, Movies, Internet

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Somewhere quiet where we can talk, like a coffee shop or a fro-yo place, with a walk afterwards.

I've Always Wanted To Try

Skydiving

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

My Religion Is

Other

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Very Liberal

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

Cartoons, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Animation, Horror, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rock, Electronic, Pop, Blues, Latin, Soul, Reggae, Folk, Punk

When I Read, I Always Read

Ancient, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Science Fiction

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Oddities, Sensitivity, Empathy, Humor, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence

What Do You Look For?

I would like a romantic partner to have a good portion of these traits: -DOESN'T SMOKE TOBACCO! (This one is a must and a deal-breaker! I'm allergic to tobacco smoke. Makes me itchy as hell! Just being in the home of a smoker makes me start to itch. No problem with 420 smoke though! Don't partake, but don't care if you do in moderation. - clowns and jokes around. If she doesn't make me laugh out loud or even chuckle, I would like her to at least make me smile. At the very least, roll my eyes at how bad the humor is! ***This is a deal breaker too*** - doesn't want any more children. A plus if your kids are already grown or you have none.***Also a deal breaker*** - loves to cuddle and caress, and be cuddled and caressed. - can put up with, if not enjoy, my sarcasm. - likes all kinds and sorts of different music. If you're a musician, that's a big plus! - can put up with my punk rock. - loves live music. - quirky, weird, and unique. - nerdy, geeky, and/or dorky. That's a huge plus! - into science fiction. A big plus if you're really into Star Wars! - interested in science. - likes to travel. I have lived in Europe and Africa for a while in my 20s and would love to see more of the world. I even like short weekend trips. - is not into organized religion. Spiritual is okay. Maybe a Unitarian. - liberal in politics. - likes animals. If you like dogs, that's a big plus. But cats are awesome too! To give you an even better idea of what I'm looking for, I want a middle age woman similar to these people's and characters' personalities: The woman in this video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3CjduFddN8, Jennifer Lawrence, Felicia Day, Zooey Deschanel, a even less cool Natalie Portman, Mary Steenburger, the gal described in this song - https://youtu.be/BA0ASjVApDQ, Velma Dinkley from Scooby Doo, Hermione Granger from Harry Potter, Winifred Burkle from Angel, Liz Lemon from 30 Rock, Sue Heck from The Middle, Darlene Connor from Roseanne, Alison Reynolds in The Breakfast Club, any 80s Molly Ringwald character.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Internet Buddy, Friend, Date