Im that socially awkward shy guy

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Mike

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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... And I am all out of bubblegum.... And I cant kick ass either....

What's up everyone!? I am single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

I'm a bit of a contradiction. Im mature and offer words of wisdom but I still giggle at the name "Homo Erectus."

I think ranch with pizza is disgusting but I also enjoy drinking pickle juice.

I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate. I've got it all! I'll bet you a penny for your thoughts but you'll have to put your 2 cents in first.

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Leeuw

Mijn Lichaamstype Is

Gemiddeld

Mijn Lengte Is

5' 11 (1.8 m)

Mijn Ethniciteit Is

Blank