Just seeing what this is about
Squirtgunkelly71
Long Beach, California | Man Seeking A TS/TV/TG
Basic Information
First name
Mike
I Can Speak
English, Spanish
I Would Describe Myself As
Love to have fun curious about this side of it
I am a rocket scientist. I’ve appeared on the cover of GQ—twice. And after mastering Italian, I became an international super spy. Right now, I’m yachting my way across the Caribbean, stealing top-secret information, and sipping mai tais…shaken, not sOkay, fine. I exaggerated *just* a smidge. But I do like a good mai tai and I got a B+ in my 5th grade science class
“He’s a beast…in the kitchen” – Food & Wine
“Our go-to guy for fashion advice” – GQ“I wish he was my personal trainer.” –The Hulk
I am a rocket scientist. I’ve appeared on the cover of GQ—twice. And after mastering Italian, I became an international super spy. Right now, I’m yachting my way across the Caribbean, stealing top-secret information, and sipping mai tais…shaken, not sOkay, fine. I exaggerated *just* a smidge. But I do like a good mai tai and I got a B+ in my 5th grade science class
“He’s a beast…in the kitchen” – Food & Wine
“Our go-to guy for fashion advice” – GQ“I wish he was my personal trainer.” –The Hulk
Sign
Aries
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Athletic
My Height Is
6' 4 (1.93 m)
My Eyes Are
Blue
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Separated
I Have Kids
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Arms
Body Art
Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is
Dark Blonde
Willing To Relocate
Yes
Status
My Education Level Is
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is
Self-employed
My Speciality Is
Other
I Live
With Roomate(s)
At Home
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker
Yes - Socially
I Drink
Yes - Socially
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is
Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Sports, Music, Cooking, Cars, Playing Cards, Camping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, Drinking, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, A Flirt
Views
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Raunchy, Sadistic