Heels on, Ass up, and head down!

First name

Mary

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

I am looking for a D/outgoing type person to take me and use me, and or show me off. I could even move for the right situation. Now tell me, what is next?

Sign

Taurus

My Body Type Is

Average

My Height Is

5' 8 (1.73 m)

My Eyes Are

Blue

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian, African American, Other, Mixed Ethnic

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Butt

Body Art

Pierced... But Only Ear(s)

My Hair Is

Auburn / Red

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Self-employed

My Speciality Is

Manufacturing / Distribution

My Job Title Is

Machinist SBO and I Grow Pot on 502 farm

I Make This Much In A Year

$45,000USD To $59,999USD

I Live

Alone

At Home

Friends Come Over Occasionally

I'm A Smoker

Yes - But Non Tobacco

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Quiet One

My Social Behavior Is

Shy, Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Flirtatious, Strange

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Photography, Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Games, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Cars, Camping, Computers, Shopping

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Finding a couple to take me on an adventure. Dragging me away from work for more than a day! 💋🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

My Religion Is

Spiritual But Not Religious

I Attend Services

Once A Year

My Political Views Are

Libertarian

My Goal In Life Is

this interface can suck my clit. I did not put anything in violating TOS. Twice now I have lost valuable hours trying to share entertaining stories. Then magically it just disappears. Fuck it. Im done for now. My "redhead" is starting to show. Shit, And I have not eaten since noon; That's what all the funny noise is that I hear...
Oh and My political views are.. I believe strongly in "that one document that shall not be named"(see what I did there😜) it will get you put on the TOP of a list for that belief. Hell I am probably on many lists, they wouldn't know what to do with me. I am a walking talking oxymoron. Well a moron at least ;-)
Harmless, but able to educate and teach.DO with me what you will, but fuck with a friend or family (i said just buttfuck in a sentence🤣), and my redhead bitch switch will flip and the wrath of God(played by Alanis Morissette, giggle) will rain fire and brimstone down from the heavens upon you.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

I Don't Like Tv

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rock, Metal, Industrial

When I Read, I Always Read

Business, Computers, Fantasy, Instructional, Mathematics, Philosophy, Reference, Science, Technical, I'm An Author, Erotica

My Idea Of Fun Is

I did not violate shit, let alone your TOS. So After try number 4 or 5..
Getting fucked and or fucking. That's fun. Gaming, but gamed out for a while. Making stuff. Fixing stuff for folks. Growing po... err plants. Legally of course. I live on a 502 farm. I am the nightwatcher... during the day I make stuff on CNC's. What I do for a living I think is fun, well most of the time, giggle.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Great Skills, Humor, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence

What Do You Look For?

Confidence, organized, intellect. A lion, not a sheeple.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Date, Intimate, Marriage, Anal Sex, Domination, Bondage, Group Sex, Just Wanna Fuck