Nice nerd looking for a nerdy sweet gal
DanGeek
Des Moines, Iowa | Muž Hledám A TS/TV/TG
Obecné
Hovořím
Angličtina
Sebe bych popsal(a) jako
Just your typical middle-aged divorced father of a grown daughter/dog owner/music fanatic/local bands supporter/nerd-geek-dork/sarcastic smartass/movie lover/tv watcher/former comicbook collector/science fiction fan/occasional book reader/science buff/casual philosopher/spirituality peruser/former world traveler/liberal/ambivert/straight guy (though I did experiment)/kinda slob/huge Violent Femmes fan/Sigourney Weaver crusher/rabid Journey hater/ INFP/ENFP from Des Moines, Iowa.
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These are some real people and fictional characters I strongly relate to: Patton Oswalt, Wil Wheaton, Simon Pegg, Kevin Smith, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Clark Kent half of Superman, Sam Weir in Freaks and Geeks, Ben Wyatt from Parks and Recreation, Chuck Bartowski from Chuck, Rob Fleming in High Fidelity, Mike Doonesbury in the Doonesbury comic strip, Malcolm from Malcolm in the Middle, Jason Fox from the Fox Trot comic strip, Leonard Hofstadter from Big Bang Theory, almost any character played by Rick Moranis, Peter Parker in his high school years, Michael Cera in most of his early roles, Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Professor Utonium from The Powerpuff Girls, JD Dorian in Scrubs, Anthony Micheal Hall in his 80s movies, Napolean Dynamite, George Bailey in It's a Wonderful Life, Winston Smith in 1984, Reed Richards from The Fantastic Four, Luke Skywalker in New Hope and Last Jedi, Sheen Estevez from Jimmy Neutron, Beeker from The Muppets, any stereotypical absent-minded professor.
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When does a joke become a Dad joke?
When the punch line becomes apparent!
Though, honestly, I don't think that could be father from the truth!
I once tried snorting coke!
But the bubbles tickled my nose too much!
There are two kinds of people in this world...
Those who need closure...
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
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If I have a spirit animal, familiar, or potronus, I'm pretty sure it's Goofy, the Disney character.
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These are some real people and fictional characters I strongly relate to: Patton Oswalt, Wil Wheaton, Simon Pegg, Kevin Smith, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Clark Kent half of Superman, Sam Weir in Freaks and Geeks, Ben Wyatt from Parks and Recreation, Chuck Bartowski from Chuck, Rob Fleming in High Fidelity, Mike Doonesbury in the Doonesbury comic strip, Malcolm from Malcolm in the Middle, Jason Fox from the Fox Trot comic strip, Leonard Hofstadter from Big Bang Theory, almost any character played by Rick Moranis, Peter Parker in his high school years, Michael Cera in most of his early roles, Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Professor Utonium from The Powerpuff Girls, JD Dorian in Scrubs, Anthony Micheal Hall in his 80s movies, Napolean Dynamite, George Bailey in It's a Wonderful Life, Winston Smith in 1984, Reed Richards from The Fantastic Four, Luke Skywalker in New Hope and Last Jedi, Sheen Estevez from Jimmy Neutron, Beeker from The Muppets, any stereotypical absent-minded professor.
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When does a joke become a Dad joke?
When the punch line becomes apparent!
Though, honestly, I don't think that could be father from the truth!
I once tried snorting coke!
But the bubbles tickled my nose too much!
There are two kinds of people in this world...
Those who need closure...
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
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If I have a spirit animal, familiar, or potronus, I'm pretty sure it's Goofy, the Disney character.
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Vodnář
Vzhled a situace
Má postava je
Podsaditá
Má výška je
1,8 m
Barva mých očí
Světle hnědá
Můj původ je
Běloch/běloška
Můj rodinný stav je
Žijící odděleně
Mám děti
Ano - se mnou nežijí
Chci děti
Ne
Mou nejlepší částí je
Úsměv
Mám jedno nebo více z uvedených
Kočka, Pes
Ochotný/ochotná se přestěhovat
Ano
Stav
Má úroveň vzdělání je
Vysokoškolský diplom
Můj současný stav zaměstnání je
Na plný úvazek
Mé zaměření je
Jiné
Název mého zaměstnání je
Quality Control
To si vydělám za rok
$30,000USD až $44,999USD
Žiji
Sám/sama, S domácími mazlíčky
Doma
Není tu žádný hluk
Jsem kuřák
Ne
Piji
Ano - ve společnosti
Osobnost
Na střední škole jsem byl/a
Šprt
Mé společenské chování je
Rezervované, Plaché, Bouřlivé, Hlasité, Přátelská osoba, Komické, Flirtující, Otevřené
Mé zájmy a koníčky jsou
Hudba, TV, Filmy, Internet
Má představa skvěle stráveného času je
Potloukat se s přáteli, Zůstat doma, Vyzkoušet nové věci, Filmy, Relax, Spát, TV, Jít na koncert, Jít do muzea
Ideální první rande by bylo
Somewhere quiet where we can talk, like a coffee shop or a fro-yo place, with a walk afterwards.
Vždy jsem chtěl/a vyzkoušet
Skydiving
Moji přátelé mě popisují jako
Přátelská osoba, Potížista, V pohodě, Prostopášná osoba, Temný, Potrhlý, Flirtující
Názory
Mé náboženství je
Jiné
Navštěvuji bohoslužby
Nikdy
Můj smysl humoru je
Trampový, Chytrý, Suchý / sarkastický, Potrhlý, Temný, Prostopášná osoba
Chuť
V TV vždy sleduji
Kreslené filmy/seriály, Drama, Situační komedie, Filmy
Když se dívám na filmy, vždy sleduji
Akční, Science fiction, Komedie, Drama, Animované, Horror, Thriller
Když poslouchám hudbu, pak vždy poslouchám
Rock, Electronic, Pop, Blues, Latin, Soul, Reggae, Folk, Punk
Když čtu, tak nejraději čtu
Historické, Komické, Fantasy, Fikce, Horror, Humor, Mysteriózní, Science fiction
Hledám
Co považuješ za atraktivní?
Důvtip, Koketnost, Spontánnost, Zvláštnosti, Citlivost, Empatii, Humor, Ohleduplnost, Inteligenci
Co hledáš?
I would like a romantic partner to have a good portion of these traits: -DOESN'T SMOKE TOBACCO! (This one is a must and a deal-breaker! I'm allergic to tobacco smoke. Makes me itchy as hell! Just being in the home of a smoker makes me start to itch. No problem with 420 smoke though! Don't partake, but don't care if you do in moderation. - clowns and jokes around. If she doesn't make me laugh out loud or even chuckle, I would like her to at least make me smile. At the very least, roll my eyes at how bad the humor is! ***This is a deal breaker too*** - doesn't want any more children. A plus if your kids are already grown or you have none.***Also a deal breaker*** - loves to cuddle and caress, and be cuddled and caressed. - can put up with, if not enjoy, my sarcasm. - likes all kinds and sorts of different music. If you're a musician, that's a big plus! - can put up with my punk rock. - loves live music. - quirky, weird, and unique. - nerdy, geeky, and/or dorky. That's a huge plus! - into science fiction. A big plus if you're really into Star Wars! - interested in science. - likes to travel. I have lived in Europe and Africa for a while in my 20s and would love to see more of the world. I even like short weekend trips. - is not into organized religion. Spiritual is okay. Maybe a Unitarian. - liberal in politics. - likes animals. If you like dogs, that's a big plus. But cats are awesome too! To give you an even better idea of what I'm looking for, I want a middle age woman similar to these people's and characters' personalities: The woman in this video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3CjduFddN8, Jennifer Lawrence, Felicia Day, Zooey Deschanel, a even less cool Natalie Portman, Mary Steenburger, the gal described in this song - https://youtu.be/BA0ASjVApDQ, Velma Dinkley from Scooby Doo, Hermione Granger from Harry Potter, Winifred Burkle from Angel, Liz Lemon from 30 Rock, Sue Heck from The Middle, Darlene Connor from Roseanne, Alison Reynolds in The Breakfast Club, any 80s Molly Ringwald character.
Jaký typ vztahu hledáš?
Internetový kamarád(ka), Přítel, Partner na randění