Nice nerd looking for a nerdy sweet gal
DanGeek
Des Moines, Iowa | Mann Søker A TS/TV/TG
Grunnleggende informasjon
Jeg kan snakke
Norsk
Jeg vil beskrive meg selv som
Just your typical middle-aged divorced father of a grown daughter/dog owner/music fanatic/local bands supporter/nerd-geek-dork/sarcastic smartass/movie lover/tv watcher/former comicbook collector/science fiction fan/occasional book reader/science buff/casual philosopher/spirituality peruser/former world traveler/liberal/ambivert/straight guy (though I did experiment)/kinda slob/huge Violent Femmes fan/Sigourney Weaver crusher/rabid Journey hater/ INFP/ENFP from Des Moines, Iowa.
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These are some real people and fictional characters I strongly relate to: Patton Oswalt, Wil Wheaton, Simon Pegg, Kevin Smith, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Clark Kent half of Superman, Sam Weir in Freaks and Geeks, Ben Wyatt from Parks and Recreation, Chuck Bartowski from Chuck, Rob Fleming in High Fidelity, Mike Doonesbury in the Doonesbury comic strip, Malcolm from Malcolm in the Middle, Jason Fox from the Fox Trot comic strip, Leonard Hofstadter from Big Bang Theory, almost any character played by Rick Moranis, Peter Parker in his high school years, Michael Cera in most of his early roles, Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Professor Utonium from The Powerpuff Girls, JD Dorian in Scrubs, Anthony Micheal Hall in his 80s movies, Napolean Dynamite, George Bailey in It's a Wonderful Life, Winston Smith in 1984, Reed Richards from The Fantastic Four, Luke Skywalker in New Hope and Last Jedi, Sheen Estevez from Jimmy Neutron, Beeker from The Muppets, any stereotypical absent-minded professor.
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When does a joke become a Dad joke?
When the punch line becomes apparent!
Though, honestly, I don't think that could be father from the truth!
I once tried snorting coke!
But the bubbles tickled my nose too much!
There are two kinds of people in this world...
Those who need closure...
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
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If I have a spirit animal, familiar, or potronus, I'm pretty sure it's Goofy, the Disney character.
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These are some real people and fictional characters I strongly relate to: Patton Oswalt, Wil Wheaton, Simon Pegg, Kevin Smith, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Clark Kent half of Superman, Sam Weir in Freaks and Geeks, Ben Wyatt from Parks and Recreation, Chuck Bartowski from Chuck, Rob Fleming in High Fidelity, Mike Doonesbury in the Doonesbury comic strip, Malcolm from Malcolm in the Middle, Jason Fox from the Fox Trot comic strip, Leonard Hofstadter from Big Bang Theory, almost any character played by Rick Moranis, Peter Parker in his high school years, Michael Cera in most of his early roles, Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Professor Utonium from The Powerpuff Girls, JD Dorian in Scrubs, Anthony Micheal Hall in his 80s movies, Napolean Dynamite, George Bailey in It's a Wonderful Life, Winston Smith in 1984, Reed Richards from The Fantastic Four, Luke Skywalker in New Hope and Last Jedi, Sheen Estevez from Jimmy Neutron, Beeker from The Muppets, any stereotypical absent-minded professor.
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When does a joke become a Dad joke?
When the punch line becomes apparent!
Though, honestly, I don't think that could be father from the truth!
I once tried snorting coke!
But the bubbles tickled my nose too much!
There are two kinds of people in this world...
Those who need closure...
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
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If I have a spirit animal, familiar, or potronus, I'm pretty sure it's Goofy, the Disney character.
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Utseende & Situasjon
My Kroppstype er
Tettvokst
Min høyde er
5 '11 (1,8 m)
Øynene mine er
Hassel
Min etnisitet er
kaukasisk
Min Sivilsituasjon er
Separert
Jeg har barn
Ja - bor ikke hjemme
Jeg vil ha barn
Nei
Min beste egenskap er
Smil
Jeg har en eller flere av disse
Katt, Hund
Villing til å flytte
Ja
Status
Min Utdanningsnivå Er
College Grad
Min nåværende arbeidssituasjon er
Fulltid
Min spesialitet er
Annet
Minn jobb tittel er
Quality Control
Jeg tjener så mye på et år
$30,000USD Til $44,999USD
Jeg bor
Alene, Med kjæledyr
Hjemme
Det er ingen støy
Jeg er en røyker
Nei
Jeg drikker
Ja - Sosialt
Personlighet
Når jeg gikk på skolen, var jeg
Nerd
Min sosiale atferd er
Reservert, Sjenert, høylydt, Høylydt, Vennlig, Komisk, Flørtende, Utadvent
Mine interesser og hobbier er
Musikk, Tv, Filmer, Internett
Min idé av å ha det gøy er
Være med venner, Være hjemme, Prøve nye ting, Kino, Slappe av, Sove, Tv, Gå på konsert, Gå på museum
En ideel første date vil være
Somewhere quiet where we can talk, like a coffee shop or a fro-yo place, with a walk afterwards.
Jeg har alltid hatt lyst til å prøve
Skydiving
Mine venner beskriver meg som
Vennlig, Bråkmaker, Kul, Frekk, obskur, Tullete, En flørt
Visninger
Min religion er
Annet
Jeg går på gudstjeneste
Aldri
Min humoristiske sans er
Campy / overdrevet, Smart, Tørr / Sarkastisk, Tullete, obskur, Frekk
Smak
På TV ser jeg alltid på
Tegneserier, Drama, Komedie, Filmer
Når jeg går på kino, går jeg alltid for å se en
Action, Science Fiction, Komedie, Drama, Andirektemeldingasjon, Skrekk, Thriller
Når jeg hører på musikk, så hører jeg alltid på
Rock, Electro, Pop, Blues, Latin, Soul, Reggae, Folkemusikk, Punk
Når jeg leser, så leser jeg alltid
Eldgammel, Tegneserie / tegnestripe, Fantasi, Fiction, Skrekk, Humor, Mysterier, Science Fiction
Leter etter
Hva finner du attraktivt?
vett, flørtende, Spontanitet, Rariteter, Følsomhet, Empati, Humor, Omtanksfull, Intelligens
Hva ser du etter?
I would like a romantic partner to have a good portion of these traits: -DOESN'T SMOKE TOBACCO! (This one is a must and a deal-breaker! I'm allergic to tobacco smoke. Makes me itchy as hell! Just being in the home of a smoker makes me start to itch. No problem with 420 smoke though! Don't partake, but don't care if you do in moderation. - clowns and jokes around. If she doesn't make me laugh out loud or even chuckle, I would like her to at least make me smile. At the very least, roll my eyes at how bad the humor is! ***This is a deal breaker too*** - doesn't want any more children. A plus if your kids are already grown or you have none.***Also a deal breaker*** - loves to cuddle and caress, and be cuddled and caressed. - can put up with, if not enjoy, my sarcasm. - likes all kinds and sorts of different music. If you're a musician, that's a big plus! - can put up with my punk rock. - loves live music. - quirky, weird, and unique. - nerdy, geeky, and/or dorky. That's a huge plus! - into science fiction. A big plus if you're really into Star Wars! - interested in science. - likes to travel. I have lived in Europe and Africa for a while in my 20s and would love to see more of the world. I even like short weekend trips. - is not into organized religion. Spiritual is okay. Maybe a Unitarian. - liberal in politics. - likes animals. If you like dogs, that's a big plus. But cats are awesome too! To give you an even better idea of what I'm looking for, I want a middle age woman similar to these people's and characters' personalities: The woman in this video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3CjduFddN8, Jennifer Lawrence, Felicia Day, Zooey Deschanel, a even less cool Natalie Portman, Mary Steenburger, the gal described in this song - https://youtu.be/BA0ASjVApDQ, Velma Dinkley from Scooby Doo, Hermione Granger from Harry Potter, Winifred Burkle from Angel, Liz Lemon from 30 Rock, Sue Heck from The Middle, Darlene Connor from Roseanne, Alison Reynolds in The Breakfast Club, any 80s Molly Ringwald character.
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Internett Venn, Venn, Dato