Nice nerd looking for a nerdy sweet gal
DanGeek
Des Moines, Iowa | Homem Procurando um Trans/Travesti
Informação Básica
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Me Descreveria Como
Just your typical middle-aged divorced father of a grown daughter/dog owner/music fanatic/local bands supporter/nerd-geek-dork/sarcastic smartass/movie lover/tv watcher/former comicbook collector/science fiction fan/occasional book reader/science buff/casual philosopher/spirituality peruser/former world traveler/liberal/ambivert/straight guy (though I did experiment)/kinda slob/huge Violent Femmes fan/Sigourney Weaver crusher/rabid Journey hater/ INFP/ENFP from Des Moines, Iowa.
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These are some real people and fictional characters I strongly relate to: Patton Oswalt, Wil Wheaton, Simon Pegg, Kevin Smith, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Clark Kent half of Superman, Sam Weir in Freaks and Geeks, Ben Wyatt from Parks and Recreation, Chuck Bartowski from Chuck, Rob Fleming in High Fidelity, Mike Doonesbury in the Doonesbury comic strip, Malcolm from Malcolm in the Middle, Jason Fox from the Fox Trot comic strip, Leonard Hofstadter from Big Bang Theory, almost any character played by Rick Moranis, Peter Parker in his high school years, Michael Cera in most of his early roles, Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Professor Utonium from The Powerpuff Girls, JD Dorian in Scrubs, Anthony Micheal Hall in his 80s movies, Napolean Dynamite, George Bailey in It's a Wonderful Life, Winston Smith in 1984, Reed Richards from The Fantastic Four, Luke Skywalker in New Hope and Last Jedi, Sheen Estevez from Jimmy Neutron, Beeker from The Muppets, any stereotypical absent-minded professor.
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When does a joke become a Dad joke?
When the punch line becomes apparent!
Though, honestly, I don't think that could be father from the truth!
I once tried snorting coke!
But the bubbles tickled my nose too much!
There are two kinds of people in this world...
Those who need closure...
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
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If I have a spirit animal, familiar, or potronus, I'm pretty sure it's Goofy, the Disney character.
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These are some real people and fictional characters I strongly relate to: Patton Oswalt, Wil Wheaton, Simon Pegg, Kevin Smith, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Clark Kent half of Superman, Sam Weir in Freaks and Geeks, Ben Wyatt from Parks and Recreation, Chuck Bartowski from Chuck, Rob Fleming in High Fidelity, Mike Doonesbury in the Doonesbury comic strip, Malcolm from Malcolm in the Middle, Jason Fox from the Fox Trot comic strip, Leonard Hofstadter from Big Bang Theory, almost any character played by Rick Moranis, Peter Parker in his high school years, Michael Cera in most of his early roles, Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Professor Utonium from The Powerpuff Girls, JD Dorian in Scrubs, Anthony Micheal Hall in his 80s movies, Napolean Dynamite, George Bailey in It's a Wonderful Life, Winston Smith in 1984, Reed Richards from The Fantastic Four, Luke Skywalker in New Hope and Last Jedi, Sheen Estevez from Jimmy Neutron, Beeker from The Muppets, any stereotypical absent-minded professor.
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When does a joke become a Dad joke?
When the punch line becomes apparent!
Though, honestly, I don't think that could be father from the truth!
I once tried snorting coke!
But the bubbles tickled my nose too much!
There are two kinds of people in this world...
Those who need closure...
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
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If I have a spirit animal, familiar, or potronus, I'm pretty sure it's Goofy, the Disney character.
Signo
Aquário
Aparência & Situação
Meu Tipo de Corpo:
Rechonchudo/a
Minha Altura:
1.8 m
Cor dos Olhos:
Cor de avelã
Minha Etnia:
Caucasiana
Minha Situação Conjugal:
Separado
Com Filhos?
Sim - Não Em Casa
Quer Ter Filhos?
Não
Minha Melhor Característica:
Sorriso
Animais Que Possuo:
Gato, Cachorro
Disposto/a a Mudar de Morada?
Sim
Status
Nível Educacional
Diploma Universitário
Ocupação
Tempo Integral
Especialização
Outra
Meu Título de Trabalho É
Quality Control
Eu Faço Isto Em Um Ano
$30,000USD A $44,999USD
Eu Moro
Sozinho, Com Bicho(s) de Estimação
Em Casa
Não há Barulho
Eu Fumo
Não
Eu Bebo
Sim - Socialmente
Personalidade
No Colegial, Eu Era Um
Nerd
Meu Comportamento Social É
Reservado, Tímido, Turbulento/a, Barulhento, Amigável, Cômico/a, Flertador(a)/Engatatão; Engatatona, Extrovertido/a
Meus Interesses e Atividades São
Música, TV, Filmes, Internet
Minha Ideia De Um Momento Ideal É
Sair Com Os Amigos, Ficar Em Casa, Experimentar Novas Coisas, Cinema, Relaxar, Dormi, TV, Ir A Um Concerto, Ir A Um Museu
Um Primeiro Encontro Ideal Seria
Somewhere quiet where we can talk, like a coffee shop or a fro-yo place, with a walk afterwards.
Eu Sempre Quis Tentar
Skydiving
Meus Amigos Me Descrevem Como Sendo
Amigável, Encrenqueiro/a, Legal, Obsceno/a, Obscuro/a, Pateta, Maroto
Vistas
Minha Religião É
Outra
Frequento Serviços
Nunca
Meu Tipo de Humor É
Afetado/a, Inteligente, Seco / Sarcástico, Pateta, Obscuro/a, Obsceno/a
Gosto
Na TV, Eu Sempre Assisto
Desenhos, Dramas, Seriados, Filmes
Quando Eu Vou Ao Cinema, Eu Sempre Vou Para Ver Um
Ação, Ficção Científica, Comédia, Drama, Animação, Terror, Suspense
Quando Eu Ouço Música, Eu Sempre Ouço
Rock, Eletrônica, Pop, Blues, Latina, Soul, Reggae, Popular, Punk
Quando Eu Leio, Eu Sempre Leio
Antiguidade, Quadrinhos, Fantasia, Ficção, Terror, Humor, Mistério, Ficção Científica
À procura de
O Que Você Acha Atraente?
Espirituoso/a, Marotice, Espontaneidade, Esquisitices, Sensibilidade, Empatia, Humor, Consideração Pelos Outros, Inteligência
O Que Você Procura?
I would like a romantic partner to have a good portion of these traits: -DOESN'T SMOKE TOBACCO! (This one is a must and a deal-breaker! I'm allergic to tobacco smoke. Makes me itchy as hell! Just being in the home of a smoker makes me start to itch. No problem with 420 smoke though! Don't partake, but don't care if you do in moderation. - clowns and jokes around. If she doesn't make me laugh out loud or even chuckle, I would like her to at least make me smile. At the very least, roll my eyes at how bad the humor is! ***This is a deal breaker too*** - doesn't want any more children. A plus if your kids are already grown or you have none.***Also a deal breaker*** - loves to cuddle and caress, and be cuddled and caressed. - can put up with, if not enjoy, my sarcasm. - likes all kinds and sorts of different music. If you're a musician, that's a big plus! - can put up with my punk rock. - loves live music. - quirky, weird, and unique. - nerdy, geeky, and/or dorky. That's a huge plus! - into science fiction. A big plus if you're really into Star Wars! - interested in science. - likes to travel. I have lived in Europe and Africa for a while in my 20s and would love to see more of the world. I even like short weekend trips. - is not into organized religion. Spiritual is okay. Maybe a Unitarian. - liberal in politics. - likes animals. If you like dogs, that's a big plus. But cats are awesome too! To give you an even better idea of what I'm looking for, I want a middle age woman similar to these people's and characters' personalities: The woman in this video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3CjduFddN8, Jennifer Lawrence, Felicia Day, Zooey Deschanel, a even less cool Natalie Portman, Mary Steenburger, the gal described in this song - https://youtu.be/BA0ASjVApDQ, Velma Dinkley from Scooby Doo, Hermione Granger from Harry Potter, Winifred Burkle from Angel, Liz Lemon from 30 Rock, Sue Heck from The Middle, Darlene Connor from Roseanne, Alison Reynolds in The Breakfast Club, any 80s Molly Ringwald character.
Que Tipo de Relacionamento Você Procura?
Amigo da Internet, Amigo, Encontro