Nice nerd looking for a nerdy sweet gal
DanGeek
Des Moines, Iowa | Мушкарац тражим ТС/ТВ/ТГ
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Мој опис
Just your typical middle-aged divorced father of a grown daughter/dog owner/music fanatic/local bands supporter/nerd-geek-dork/sarcastic smartass/movie lover/tv watcher/former comicbook collector/science fiction fan/occasional book reader/science buff/casual philosopher/spirituality peruser/former world traveler/liberal/ambivert/straight guy (though I did experiment)/kinda slob/huge Violent Femmes fan/Sigourney Weaver crusher/rabid Journey hater/ INFP/ENFP from Des Moines, Iowa.
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These are some real people and fictional characters I strongly relate to: Patton Oswalt, Wil Wheaton, Simon Pegg, Kevin Smith, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Clark Kent half of Superman, Sam Weir in Freaks and Geeks, Ben Wyatt from Parks and Recreation, Chuck Bartowski from Chuck, Rob Fleming in High Fidelity, Mike Doonesbury in the Doonesbury comic strip, Malcolm from Malcolm in the Middle, Jason Fox from the Fox Trot comic strip, Leonard Hofstadter from Big Bang Theory, almost any character played by Rick Moranis, Peter Parker in his high school years, Michael Cera in most of his early roles, Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Professor Utonium from The Powerpuff Girls, JD Dorian in Scrubs, Anthony Micheal Hall in his 80s movies, Napolean Dynamite, George Bailey in It's a Wonderful Life, Winston Smith in 1984, Reed Richards from The Fantastic Four, Luke Skywalker in New Hope and Last Jedi, Sheen Estevez from Jimmy Neutron, Beeker from The Muppets, any stereotypical absent-minded professor.
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When does a joke become a Dad joke?
When the punch line becomes apparent!
Though, honestly, I don't think that could be father from the truth!
I once tried snorting coke!
But the bubbles tickled my nose too much!
There are two kinds of people in this world...
Those who need closure...
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
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If I have a spirit animal, familiar, or potronus, I'm pretty sure it's Goofy, the Disney character.
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These are some real people and fictional characters I strongly relate to: Patton Oswalt, Wil Wheaton, Simon Pegg, Kevin Smith, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Clark Kent half of Superman, Sam Weir in Freaks and Geeks, Ben Wyatt from Parks and Recreation, Chuck Bartowski from Chuck, Rob Fleming in High Fidelity, Mike Doonesbury in the Doonesbury comic strip, Malcolm from Malcolm in the Middle, Jason Fox from the Fox Trot comic strip, Leonard Hofstadter from Big Bang Theory, almost any character played by Rick Moranis, Peter Parker in his high school years, Michael Cera in most of his early roles, Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Professor Utonium from The Powerpuff Girls, JD Dorian in Scrubs, Anthony Micheal Hall in his 80s movies, Napolean Dynamite, George Bailey in It's a Wonderful Life, Winston Smith in 1984, Reed Richards from The Fantastic Four, Luke Skywalker in New Hope and Last Jedi, Sheen Estevez from Jimmy Neutron, Beeker from The Muppets, any stereotypical absent-minded professor.
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When does a joke become a Dad joke?
When the punch line becomes apparent!
Though, honestly, I don't think that could be father from the truth!
I once tried snorting coke!
But the bubbles tickled my nose too much!
There are two kinds of people in this world...
Those who need closure...
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
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If I have a spirit animal, familiar, or potronus, I'm pretty sure it's Goofy, the Disney character.
Хороскопски знак
Водолија
Изглед и стање
Моје грађа
Набијена
Висина
180 цм
Боја очију
Боје лешника
Раса
Белац/Белкиња
Брачно стање
Раздвојен/Раздвојена
Имам децу
Да - није/нису код куће
Желим децу
Не
Моја најбоља карактеристика
Осмех
Имам
Пас, Мачка
Спреман/Спремна за селидбу
Да
Статус
Образовни ниво
Виша школа
Мој радни однос
Пуно радно време
Моја струка
Остало
Назив мог радног места
Quality Control
Мој годишњи приход
$30.000USD до $44.999USD
Живим
Сам(а), Кућним љубимцем/љубимцима
Код куће
Нема буке
Пушим
Не
Пијем
Да - у друштву
Личност
У средњој школи био/била сам
Штребер
У друштву сам
Уздржан/уздржана, Стидљив(а), Упадљив(а), Гласан/гласна, Дружељубив/дружељубива, Занимљив(а), Волим да флертујем, Отворен/отоврена
Моја интересовања и хобији
Музика, ТВ, Филмове, Интернет
Како замишљам провод
Дружење с пријатељима, Волим да останем код куће, Волим да испробавам нове ствари, Биоскоп, Блеја, Спавање, ТВ, Концерт, Посета музеју
Мој савршен први састанак
Somewhere quiet where we can talk, like a coffee shop or a fro-yo place, with a walk afterwards.
Одувек сам желео/желела да
Skydiving
Моји пријатељи кажу да сам
Дружељубив/дружељубива, Волим да изазивам невоље, Кул, Непримерен(а), Чудан/чудна, Блесав/блесава, Волим да флертујем
Погледи/Животни ставови
Религија
Остало
Идем у цркву
Никада
Мој смисао за хумор
Пренаглашен, Паметан, Сиров/саркастичан, Блесав/блесава, Чудан/чудна, Непримерен(а)
Укус
На ТВ-у увек гледам
Цртане филмове, Драме, Комедије ситуације/Ситкоме, Филмове
У биоскопу увек гледам
Акције, Научну фантастику, Комедије, Драме, Анимиране филмове, Хороре, Трилере
Увек слушам
Рок, Електро, Поп, Блуз, Латино, Сол, Реге, Народна, Панк
Увек читам
Античке, Стрипове, Фантазије, Фикције, Хороре, Смисао за хумор, Мистерије, Научну фантастику
Тражим
Шта Вас привлачи?
Домишљатост, Флертовање, Спонтаност, Чудноватост, Осећајност, Саосећајност, Смисао за хумор, Брижљивост, Интелигенција
Шта тражите?
I would like a romantic partner to have a good portion of these traits: -DOESN'T SMOKE TOBACCO! (This one is a must and a deal-breaker! I'm allergic to tobacco smoke. Makes me itchy as hell! Just being in the home of a smoker makes me start to itch. No problem with 420 smoke though! Don't partake, but don't care if you do in moderation. - clowns and jokes around. If she doesn't make me laugh out loud or even chuckle, I would like her to at least make me smile. At the very least, roll my eyes at how bad the humor is! ***This is a deal breaker too*** - doesn't want any more children. A plus if your kids are already grown or you have none.***Also a deal breaker*** - loves to cuddle and caress, and be cuddled and caressed. - can put up with, if not enjoy, my sarcasm. - likes all kinds and sorts of different music. If you're a musician, that's a big plus! - can put up with my punk rock. - loves live music. - quirky, weird, and unique. - nerdy, geeky, and/or dorky. That's a huge plus! - into science fiction. A big plus if you're really into Star Wars! - interested in science. - likes to travel. I have lived in Europe and Africa for a while in my 20s and would love to see more of the world. I even like short weekend trips. - is not into organized religion. Spiritual is okay. Maybe a Unitarian. - liberal in politics. - likes animals. If you like dogs, that's a big plus. But cats are awesome too! To give you an even better idea of what I'm looking for, I want a middle age woman similar to these people's and characters' personalities: The woman in this video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3CjduFddN8, Jennifer Lawrence, Felicia Day, Zooey Deschanel, a even less cool Natalie Portman, Mary Steenburger, the gal described in this song - https://youtu.be/BA0ASjVApDQ, Velma Dinkley from Scooby Doo, Hermione Granger from Harry Potter, Winifred Burkle from Angel, Liz Lemon from 30 Rock, Sue Heck from The Middle, Darlene Connor from Roseanne, Alison Reynolds in The Breakfast Club, any 80s Molly Ringwald character.
Какву везу тражите?
Пријатељ на Интернету, Пријатељ, Састанак