Nice nerd looking for a nerdy sweet gal
DanGeek
Des Moines, Iowa | Man Op zoek naar een TS/TV/TG
Algemene Informatie
Ik spreek:
Engels
Ik beschrijf mezelf als:
Just your typical middle-aged divorced father of a grown daughter/dog owner/music fanatic/local bands supporter/nerd-geek-dork/sarcastic smartass/movie lover/tv watcher/former comicbook collector/science fiction fan/occasional book reader/science buff/casual philosopher/spirituality peruser/former world traveler/liberal/ambivert/straight guy (though I did experiment)/kinda slob/huge Violent Femmes fan/Sigourney Weaver crusher/rabid Journey hater/ INFP/ENFP from Des Moines, Iowa.
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These are some real people and fictional characters I strongly relate to: Patton Oswalt, Wil Wheaton, Simon Pegg, Kevin Smith, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Clark Kent half of Superman, Sam Weir in Freaks and Geeks, Ben Wyatt from Parks and Recreation, Chuck Bartowski from Chuck, Rob Fleming in High Fidelity, Mike Doonesbury in the Doonesbury comic strip, Malcolm from Malcolm in the Middle, Jason Fox from the Fox Trot comic strip, Leonard Hofstadter from Big Bang Theory, almost any character played by Rick Moranis, Peter Parker in his high school years, Michael Cera in most of his early roles, Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Professor Utonium from The Powerpuff Girls, JD Dorian in Scrubs, Anthony Micheal Hall in his 80s movies, Napolean Dynamite, George Bailey in It's a Wonderful Life, Winston Smith in 1984, Reed Richards from The Fantastic Four, Luke Skywalker in New Hope and Last Jedi, Sheen Estevez from Jimmy Neutron, Beeker from The Muppets, any stereotypical absent-minded professor.
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When does a joke become a Dad joke?
When the punch line becomes apparent!
Though, honestly, I don't think that could be father from the truth!
I once tried snorting coke!
But the bubbles tickled my nose too much!
There are two kinds of people in this world...
Those who need closure...
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
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If I have a spirit animal, familiar, or potronus, I'm pretty sure it's Goofy, the Disney character.
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These are some real people and fictional characters I strongly relate to: Patton Oswalt, Wil Wheaton, Simon Pegg, Kevin Smith, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Clark Kent half of Superman, Sam Weir in Freaks and Geeks, Ben Wyatt from Parks and Recreation, Chuck Bartowski from Chuck, Rob Fleming in High Fidelity, Mike Doonesbury in the Doonesbury comic strip, Malcolm from Malcolm in the Middle, Jason Fox from the Fox Trot comic strip, Leonard Hofstadter from Big Bang Theory, almost any character played by Rick Moranis, Peter Parker in his high school years, Michael Cera in most of his early roles, Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Professor Utonium from The Powerpuff Girls, JD Dorian in Scrubs, Anthony Micheal Hall in his 80s movies, Napolean Dynamite, George Bailey in It's a Wonderful Life, Winston Smith in 1984, Reed Richards from The Fantastic Four, Luke Skywalker in New Hope and Last Jedi, Sheen Estevez from Jimmy Neutron, Beeker from The Muppets, any stereotypical absent-minded professor.
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When does a joke become a Dad joke?
When the punch line becomes apparent!
Though, honestly, I don't think that could be father from the truth!
I once tried snorting coke!
But the bubbles tickled my nose too much!
There are two kinds of people in this world...
Those who need closure...
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
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If I have a spirit animal, familiar, or potronus, I'm pretty sure it's Goofy, the Disney character.
Sterrenbeeld
Waterman
Uiterlijk & Situatie
Mijn Lichaamstype Is
Stevig
Mijn Lengte Is
5' 11 (1.8 m)
Mijn Ogen Zijn
Hazelnootkleurig
Mijn Ethniciteit Is
Blank
Mijn Burgerlijke Staat Is
Uit Elkaar
Ik Heb Kinderen
Ja - Niet Bij Mij Thuis
Ik Wil Kinderen
Nee
Mijn Beste Eigenschap Is
Glimlach
Ik heb één of meer van deze
Kat, Hond
Ben je bereid te verhuizen?
Ja
Status
Mijn Opleidingsniveau Is
VWO
Mijn Huidige Werkstatus Is
Voltijd
Mijn specialisatie is
Iets Anders
Mijn functie is:
Quality Control
Mijn jaarsalaris is:
Tussen de €30.000 en €45.000
Ik Woon
Alleen, Met Huisdier(en)
Bij mij thuis
Is het rustig
Ik Ben Een Roker
Nee
Ik Drink
Ja - Als ik uitga
Persoonlijkheid
Op de middelbare school was ik
Nerd
In sociale situaties ben ik
Gereserveerd, Verlegen, Luidruchtig, Luid, Vriendelijk, Grappig, Flirterig, Gezellig
Mijn Interesses En Hobbies Zijn
Muziek, Tv, Films, Internet
Mijn idee van een leuke tijd is
Met Vrienden zijn, Thuis blijven, Ik probeer graag nieuwe dingen, Films, Relaxen, Slapen, Tv, Naar een concert gaan, Naar een museum gaan
Een perfecte eerste date is
Somewhere quiet where we can talk, like a coffee shop or a fro-yo place, with a walk afterwards.
Wat ik altijd al eens heb willen proberen:
Skydiving
Mijn vrienden beschrijven me als
Vriendelijk, Een herrieschopper, Cool, Ranzig, Obscuur, Gek, Een Flirt
Meningen
Mijn Geloof Is
Iets Anders
Ik Ga Naar Diensten
Nooit
Mijn Gevoel Voor Humor Is
Camp, Slim, Droge Humor / Sarcastisch, Gek, Obscuur, Ranzig
Smaak
Op tv kijk ik:
Tekenfilms, Drama's, Komedies, Films
In de bioscoop kijk ik:
Actie, Science Fiction, Komedie, Drama, Animatie, Horror, Thriller
Als ik naar muziek luister, luister ik altijd naar
Rock, Electonische Muziek , Pop, Blues, Latin, Soul, Reggae, Folk, Punk
Ik lees graag
Mythologie, Comedy, Fantasy, Fictie, Horror, Humor, Mysterie, Science Fiction
Zoekt
Wat vind je aantrekkelijk?
Gevatheid, Flirterig, Spontaniteit, Eigenaardigheden, Gevoeligheid, Empathie, Humor, Bedachtzaamheid, Intelligentie
Wat zoek je?
I would like a romantic partner to have a good portion of these traits: -DOESN'T SMOKE TOBACCO! (This one is a must and a deal-breaker! I'm allergic to tobacco smoke. Makes me itchy as hell! Just being in the home of a smoker makes me start to itch. No problem with 420 smoke though! Don't partake, but don't care if you do in moderation. - clowns and jokes around. If she doesn't make me laugh out loud or even chuckle, I would like her to at least make me smile. At the very least, roll my eyes at how bad the humor is! ***This is a deal breaker too*** - doesn't want any more children. A plus if your kids are already grown or you have none.***Also a deal breaker*** - loves to cuddle and caress, and be cuddled and caressed. - can put up with, if not enjoy, my sarcasm. - likes all kinds and sorts of different music. If you're a musician, that's a big plus! - can put up with my punk rock. - loves live music. - quirky, weird, and unique. - nerdy, geeky, and/or dorky. That's a huge plus! - into science fiction. A big plus if you're really into Star Wars! - interested in science. - likes to travel. I have lived in Europe and Africa for a while in my 20s and would love to see more of the world. I even like short weekend trips. - is not into organized religion. Spiritual is okay. Maybe a Unitarian. - liberal in politics. - likes animals. If you like dogs, that's a big plus. But cats are awesome too! To give you an even better idea of what I'm looking for, I want a middle age woman similar to these people's and characters' personalities: The woman in this video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3CjduFddN8, Jennifer Lawrence, Felicia Day, Zooey Deschanel, a even less cool Natalie Portman, Mary Steenburger, the gal described in this song - https://youtu.be/BA0ASjVApDQ, Velma Dinkley from Scooby Doo, Hermione Granger from Harry Potter, Winifred Burkle from Angel, Liz Lemon from 30 Rock, Sue Heck from The Middle, Darlene Connor from Roseanne, Alison Reynolds in The Breakfast Club, any 80s Molly Ringwald character.
Waar ben je naar op zoek?
Een Internet Vriendje, Vriend, Date