Nice nerd looking for a nerdy sweet gal
DanGeek
Des Moines, Iowa | Man Letar efter TS/TV/TP
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Jag kan tala
Engelska
Jag skulle beskriva mig själv som
Just your typical middle-aged divorced father of a grown daughter/dog owner/music fanatic/local bands supporter/nerd-geek-dork/sarcastic smartass/movie lover/tv watcher/former comicbook collector/science fiction fan/occasional book reader/science buff/casual philosopher/spirituality peruser/former world traveler/liberal/ambivert/straight guy (though I did experiment)/kinda slob/huge Violent Femmes fan/Sigourney Weaver crusher/rabid Journey hater/ INFP/ENFP from Des Moines, Iowa.
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These are some real people and fictional characters I strongly relate to: Patton Oswalt, Wil Wheaton, Simon Pegg, Kevin Smith, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Clark Kent half of Superman, Sam Weir in Freaks and Geeks, Ben Wyatt from Parks and Recreation, Chuck Bartowski from Chuck, Rob Fleming in High Fidelity, Mike Doonesbury in the Doonesbury comic strip, Malcolm from Malcolm in the Middle, Jason Fox from the Fox Trot comic strip, Leonard Hofstadter from Big Bang Theory, almost any character played by Rick Moranis, Peter Parker in his high school years, Michael Cera in most of his early roles, Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Professor Utonium from The Powerpuff Girls, JD Dorian in Scrubs, Anthony Micheal Hall in his 80s movies, Napolean Dynamite, George Bailey in It's a Wonderful Life, Winston Smith in 1984, Reed Richards from The Fantastic Four, Luke Skywalker in New Hope and Last Jedi, Sheen Estevez from Jimmy Neutron, Beeker from The Muppets, any stereotypical absent-minded professor.
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When does a joke become a Dad joke?
When the punch line becomes apparent!
Though, honestly, I don't think that could be father from the truth!
I once tried snorting coke!
But the bubbles tickled my nose too much!
There are two kinds of people in this world...
Those who need closure...
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
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If I have a spirit animal, familiar, or potronus, I'm pretty sure it's Goofy, the Disney character.
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These are some real people and fictional characters I strongly relate to: Patton Oswalt, Wil Wheaton, Simon Pegg, Kevin Smith, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Clark Kent half of Superman, Sam Weir in Freaks and Geeks, Ben Wyatt from Parks and Recreation, Chuck Bartowski from Chuck, Rob Fleming in High Fidelity, Mike Doonesbury in the Doonesbury comic strip, Malcolm from Malcolm in the Middle, Jason Fox from the Fox Trot comic strip, Leonard Hofstadter from Big Bang Theory, almost any character played by Rick Moranis, Peter Parker in his high school years, Michael Cera in most of his early roles, Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Professor Utonium from The Powerpuff Girls, JD Dorian in Scrubs, Anthony Micheal Hall in his 80s movies, Napolean Dynamite, George Bailey in It's a Wonderful Life, Winston Smith in 1984, Reed Richards from The Fantastic Four, Luke Skywalker in New Hope and Last Jedi, Sheen Estevez from Jimmy Neutron, Beeker from The Muppets, any stereotypical absent-minded professor.
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When does a joke become a Dad joke?
When the punch line becomes apparent!
Though, honestly, I don't think that could be father from the truth!
I once tried snorting coke!
But the bubbles tickled my nose too much!
There are two kinds of people in this world...
Those who need closure...
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
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If I have a spirit animal, familiar, or potronus, I'm pretty sure it's Goofy, the Disney character.
Stjärntecken
Vattumannen
Utseende & situation
Min kroppstyp är
Satt
Min längd är
183 cm
Mina ögon är
Brungröna
Min etnicitet är
Kaukasisk
Mitt civilstånd är
Separerad
Jag har barn
Ja - inte hemma
Jag vill ha barn
Nej
Min bästa kroppsdel är
Leende
Jag har en eller flera av dessa
Katt, Hund
Villig att flytta
Ja
Status
Min utbildningsnivå är
Universitetsexamen
Min nuvarande anställningsstatus är
Heltid
Min specialitet är
Annat
Min arbetstitel är
Quality Control
Jag tjänar så här mycket per år
Mellan 300 000 och 450 000 kronor
Jag bor
Ensam, Med husdjur
Hemma
Inget oljud
Jag är rökare
Nej
Jag dricker
Ja - feströker
Personlighet
I skolan var jag
Tönt
Mitt beteende i sociala sammanhang är
Reserverad, Blyg, Livlig, Högljudd, Vänlig, Komiker, Flirtig, Utåtriktad
Mina intressen och hobbies är
Musik, TV , Filmer, Internet
Att ha kul innebär för mig
Umgås med vänner, Stanna hemma, Prova nya saker, Bio, Tar det lugnt, Sover, TV , Gå på konsert, Gå på museum
Den idealiska första dejten för mig skulle vara att
Somewhere quiet where we can talk, like a coffee shop or a fro-yo place, with a walk afterwards.
Jag har alltid velat prova
Skydiving
Mina vänner tycker att jag är
Vänlig, Bråkstake, Cool, Oanständig, Obskyr, Tramsig, En flirt
Åsikter
Min religion är
Annat
Jag går i kyrkan
Aldrig
Min humor är
Kitschig, Klok, Torr / Sarkastisk, Tramsig, Obskyr, Oanständig
Smak
På TV tittar jag alltid på
Tecknat, Drama, Dokusåpor, Filmer
När jag går på bio ser jag alltid
Action, Science Fiction, Komedier, Drama, Tecknat, Skräck, Thriller
När jag lyssnar på musik lyssnar jag alltid på
Rock, Eletronisk, Pop, Blues, Latino, Soul, Reggae, Folkmusik, Punk
När jag läser föredrar jag följande:
Urgammal litteratur, Komik, Fantasy, Fiktion, Skräck, Humor, Mystery, Science Fiction
Letar efter
Vad tycker du är attraktivt?
Kvickhet, Flirtighet, Spontanitet, Egendomligheter, Känslighet, Empati, Humor, Omtänksamhet, Intelligens
Vad letar du efter?
I would like a romantic partner to have a good portion of these traits: -DOESN'T SMOKE TOBACCO! (This one is a must and a deal-breaker! I'm allergic to tobacco smoke. Makes me itchy as hell! Just being in the home of a smoker makes me start to itch. No problem with 420 smoke though! Don't partake, but don't care if you do in moderation. - clowns and jokes around. If she doesn't make me laugh out loud or even chuckle, I would like her to at least make me smile. At the very least, roll my eyes at how bad the humor is! ***This is a deal breaker too*** - doesn't want any more children. A plus if your kids are already grown or you have none.***Also a deal breaker*** - loves to cuddle and caress, and be cuddled and caressed. - can put up with, if not enjoy, my sarcasm. - likes all kinds and sorts of different music. If you're a musician, that's a big plus! - can put up with my punk rock. - loves live music. - quirky, weird, and unique. - nerdy, geeky, and/or dorky. That's a huge plus! - into science fiction. A big plus if you're really into Star Wars! - interested in science. - likes to travel. I have lived in Europe and Africa for a while in my 20s and would love to see more of the world. I even like short weekend trips. - is not into organized religion. Spiritual is okay. Maybe a Unitarian. - liberal in politics. - likes animals. If you like dogs, that's a big plus. But cats are awesome too! To give you an even better idea of what I'm looking for, I want a middle age woman similar to these people's and characters' personalities: The woman in this video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3CjduFddN8, Jennifer Lawrence, Felicia Day, Zooey Deschanel, a even less cool Natalie Portman, Mary Steenburger, the gal described in this song - https://youtu.be/BA0ASjVApDQ, Velma Dinkley from Scooby Doo, Hermione Granger from Harry Potter, Winifred Burkle from Angel, Liz Lemon from 30 Rock, Sue Heck from The Middle, Darlene Connor from Roseanne, Alison Reynolds in The Breakfast Club, any 80s Molly Ringwald character.
Vilken form av förhållande söker du?
En Internet-kompis, Vän, Dejt