Nice nerd looking for a nerdy sweet gal
DanGeek
Des Moines, Iowa | Mann Suche eine/n TS/TV/TG
Basis Information
Ich kann sprechen
Englisch
Ich würde mich selbst beschreiben als
Just your typical middle-aged divorced father of a grown daughter/dog owner/music fanatic/local bands supporter/nerd-geek-dork/sarcastic smartass/movie lover/tv watcher/former comicbook collector/science fiction fan/occasional book reader/science buff/casual philosopher/spirituality peruser/former world traveler/liberal/ambivert/straight guy (though I did experiment)/kinda slob/huge Violent Femmes fan/Sigourney Weaver crusher/rabid Journey hater/ INFP/ENFP from Des Moines, Iowa.
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These are some real people and fictional characters I strongly relate to: Patton Oswalt, Wil Wheaton, Simon Pegg, Kevin Smith, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Clark Kent half of Superman, Sam Weir in Freaks and Geeks, Ben Wyatt from Parks and Recreation, Chuck Bartowski from Chuck, Rob Fleming in High Fidelity, Mike Doonesbury in the Doonesbury comic strip, Malcolm from Malcolm in the Middle, Jason Fox from the Fox Trot comic strip, Leonard Hofstadter from Big Bang Theory, almost any character played by Rick Moranis, Peter Parker in his high school years, Michael Cera in most of his early roles, Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Professor Utonium from The Powerpuff Girls, JD Dorian in Scrubs, Anthony Micheal Hall in his 80s movies, Napolean Dynamite, George Bailey in It's a Wonderful Life, Winston Smith in 1984, Reed Richards from The Fantastic Four, Luke Skywalker in New Hope and Last Jedi, Sheen Estevez from Jimmy Neutron, Beeker from The Muppets, any stereotypical absent-minded professor.
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When does a joke become a Dad joke?
When the punch line becomes apparent!
Though, honestly, I don't think that could be father from the truth!
I once tried snorting coke!
But the bubbles tickled my nose too much!
There are two kinds of people in this world...
Those who need closure...
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
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If I have a spirit animal, familiar, or potronus, I'm pretty sure it's Goofy, the Disney character.
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These are some real people and fictional characters I strongly relate to: Patton Oswalt, Wil Wheaton, Simon Pegg, Kevin Smith, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Clark Kent half of Superman, Sam Weir in Freaks and Geeks, Ben Wyatt from Parks and Recreation, Chuck Bartowski from Chuck, Rob Fleming in High Fidelity, Mike Doonesbury in the Doonesbury comic strip, Malcolm from Malcolm in the Middle, Jason Fox from the Fox Trot comic strip, Leonard Hofstadter from Big Bang Theory, almost any character played by Rick Moranis, Peter Parker in his high school years, Michael Cera in most of his early roles, Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Professor Utonium from The Powerpuff Girls, JD Dorian in Scrubs, Anthony Micheal Hall in his 80s movies, Napolean Dynamite, George Bailey in It's a Wonderful Life, Winston Smith in 1984, Reed Richards from The Fantastic Four, Luke Skywalker in New Hope and Last Jedi, Sheen Estevez from Jimmy Neutron, Beeker from The Muppets, any stereotypical absent-minded professor.
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When does a joke become a Dad joke?
When the punch line becomes apparent!
Though, honestly, I don't think that could be father from the truth!
I once tried snorting coke!
But the bubbles tickled my nose too much!
There are two kinds of people in this world...
Those who need closure...
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
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If I have a spirit animal, familiar, or potronus, I'm pretty sure it's Goofy, the Disney character.
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Erscheinung & Situation
Mein Körpertyp ist
Stämmig
Meine Größe ist
5' 11 (1.8 m)
Meine Augen sind
Haselnussbraun
Meine Herkunft ist
Kaukasisch
Mein Familienstand ist
Getrennt
Ich habe Kinder
Ja - nicht zuhause
Ich möchte Kinder
Nein
Meine beste Eigenschaft ist
Lachen
Ich habe ein oder mehrere folgende Haustiere
Katze, Hund
Bereit umzuziehen
Ja
Status
Mein Ausbildungsgrad ist
Hochschul-Abschluss
Mein derzeitiges Dienstverhältnis ist
Vollzeit
Meine Spezialität ist
Andere
Mein Job-Titel ist
Quality Control
Ich verdiene im Jahr so viel
$30,000USD bis $44,999USD
Ich lebe
Alleine, Mit Haustier(en)
Zuhause
Es gibt keinen Lärm
Ich bin Raucher
Nein
Ich trinke
Ja - Sozial
Persönlichkeit
In der Hauptschule war ich
Nerd
Mein soziales Verhalten ist
Reserviert, Schüchtern, Heftig, Laut, Freundlich, Comedian, Flirtwillig, Offen
Meine Interessen und Hobbys sind
Musik, TV, Filme, Internet
Meine Vorstellung einer tollen Zeit ist
Mit Freunden ausgehen, Daheim bleiben, Versuche neue Dinge, Filme, Entspannen, Schlafen, TV, In ein Konzert gehen, In ein Museum gehen
Ein ideales erstes Date wäre
Somewhere quiet where we can talk, like a coffee shop or a fro-yo place, with a walk afterwards.
Ich wollte immer schon versuchen
Skydiving
Meine Freunde beschreiben mich als
Freundlich, Störenfried, Cool, Scharf, Mysteriös, Albern, Ein Flirt
Ansichten
Meine Religion ist
Andere
Ich besuche Gottesdienste
Nie
Mein Art Humor ist
Überspitzt homosexuell/Tuntig, Clever, Trocken / Sarkastisch, Albern, Mysteriös, Scharf
Geschmack
Im Fernsehen sehe ich mir Folgendes gerne an
Cartoons, Dramen, Situations-Komödien, Filme
Wenn ich ins Kino gehe, sehe ich immer
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Animation, Horror, Thriller
Wenn ich mir Musik anhöre, höre ich immer
Rock, Electronic, Pop, Blues, Lating, Soul, Reggae, Folk, Punk
Wenn ich lese, lese ich immer
Historisch, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Science Fiction
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Was findest du attraktiv?
Esprit, Flirtwillig, Spontanität, Seltsamkeiten, Sensibilität, Einfühlungsvermögen, Humor, Nachdenklich, Intelligenz
Wonach suchst du?
I would like a romantic partner to have a good portion of these traits: -DOESN'T SMOKE TOBACCO! (This one is a must and a deal-breaker! I'm allergic to tobacco smoke. Makes me itchy as hell! Just being in the home of a smoker makes me start to itch. No problem with 420 smoke though! Don't partake, but don't care if you do in moderation. - clowns and jokes around. If she doesn't make me laugh out loud or even chuckle, I would like her to at least make me smile. At the very least, roll my eyes at how bad the humor is! ***This is a deal breaker too*** - doesn't want any more children. A plus if your kids are already grown or you have none.***Also a deal breaker*** - loves to cuddle and caress, and be cuddled and caressed. - can put up with, if not enjoy, my sarcasm. - likes all kinds and sorts of different music. If you're a musician, that's a big plus! - can put up with my punk rock. - loves live music. - quirky, weird, and unique. - nerdy, geeky, and/or dorky. That's a huge plus! - into science fiction. A big plus if you're really into Star Wars! - interested in science. - likes to travel. I have lived in Europe and Africa for a while in my 20s and would love to see more of the world. I even like short weekend trips. - is not into organized religion. Spiritual is okay. Maybe a Unitarian. - liberal in politics. - likes animals. If you like dogs, that's a big plus. But cats are awesome too! To give you an even better idea of what I'm looking for, I want a middle age woman similar to these people's and characters' personalities: The woman in this video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3CjduFddN8, Jennifer Lawrence, Felicia Day, Zooey Deschanel, a even less cool Natalie Portman, Mary Steenburger, the gal described in this song - https://youtu.be/BA0ASjVApDQ, Velma Dinkley from Scooby Doo, Hermione Granger from Harry Potter, Winifred Burkle from Angel, Liz Lemon from 30 Rock, Sue Heck from The Middle, Darlene Connor from Roseanne, Alison Reynolds in The Breakfast Club, any 80s Molly Ringwald character.
Nach welcher Art Beziehung suchst du?
Internet-Freund, Freund, Date