Nice nerd looking for a nerdy sweet gal
DanGeek
Des Moines, Iowa | Uomo Cerca un/una TS/TV/TG
Informazioni di base
Parlo
Inglese
Mi descriverei come
Just your typical middle-aged divorced father of a grown daughter/dog owner/music fanatic/local bands supporter/nerd-geek-dork/sarcastic smartass/movie lover/tv watcher/former comicbook collector/science fiction fan/occasional book reader/science buff/casual philosopher/spirituality peruser/former world traveler/liberal/ambivert/straight guy (though I did experiment)/kinda slob/huge Violent Femmes fan/Sigourney Weaver crusher/rabid Journey hater/ INFP/ENFP from Des Moines, Iowa.
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These are some real people and fictional characters I strongly relate to: Patton Oswalt, Wil Wheaton, Simon Pegg, Kevin Smith, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Clark Kent half of Superman, Sam Weir in Freaks and Geeks, Ben Wyatt from Parks and Recreation, Chuck Bartowski from Chuck, Rob Fleming in High Fidelity, Mike Doonesbury in the Doonesbury comic strip, Malcolm from Malcolm in the Middle, Jason Fox from the Fox Trot comic strip, Leonard Hofstadter from Big Bang Theory, almost any character played by Rick Moranis, Peter Parker in his high school years, Michael Cera in most of his early roles, Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Professor Utonium from The Powerpuff Girls, JD Dorian in Scrubs, Anthony Micheal Hall in his 80s movies, Napolean Dynamite, George Bailey in It's a Wonderful Life, Winston Smith in 1984, Reed Richards from The Fantastic Four, Luke Skywalker in New Hope and Last Jedi, Sheen Estevez from Jimmy Neutron, Beeker from The Muppets, any stereotypical absent-minded professor.
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When does a joke become a Dad joke?
When the punch line becomes apparent!
Though, honestly, I don't think that could be father from the truth!
I once tried snorting coke!
But the bubbles tickled my nose too much!
There are two kinds of people in this world...
Those who need closure...
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
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If I have a spirit animal, familiar, or potronus, I'm pretty sure it's Goofy, the Disney character.
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These are some real people and fictional characters I strongly relate to: Patton Oswalt, Wil Wheaton, Simon Pegg, Kevin Smith, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Clark Kent half of Superman, Sam Weir in Freaks and Geeks, Ben Wyatt from Parks and Recreation, Chuck Bartowski from Chuck, Rob Fleming in High Fidelity, Mike Doonesbury in the Doonesbury comic strip, Malcolm from Malcolm in the Middle, Jason Fox from the Fox Trot comic strip, Leonard Hofstadter from Big Bang Theory, almost any character played by Rick Moranis, Peter Parker in his high school years, Michael Cera in most of his early roles, Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Professor Utonium from The Powerpuff Girls, JD Dorian in Scrubs, Anthony Micheal Hall in his 80s movies, Napolean Dynamite, George Bailey in It's a Wonderful Life, Winston Smith in 1984, Reed Richards from The Fantastic Four, Luke Skywalker in New Hope and Last Jedi, Sheen Estevez from Jimmy Neutron, Beeker from The Muppets, any stereotypical absent-minded professor.
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When does a joke become a Dad joke?
When the punch line becomes apparent!
Though, honestly, I don't think that could be father from the truth!
I once tried snorting coke!
But the bubbles tickled my nose too much!
There are two kinds of people in this world...
Those who need closure...
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
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If I have a spirit animal, familiar, or potronus, I'm pretty sure it's Goofy, the Disney character.
Segno zodiacale
Acquario
Apparenza
La mia corporatura è
Tarchiato
La mia altezza è
5' 11 (1.8 m)
I miei occhi sono
Nocciola
La mia etnia è
Caucasico
Il mio stato civile è
Separato
Ho Figli
Sì - Non a casa
Voglio figli
No
Le mie caratteristiche migliori sono
Sorriso
Ho una o più di queste
Gatti, Cani
Volontà di trasferimento
Sì
Stato
Il mio livello di istruzione è
Maturità
La mia situazione lavorativa è
Tempo Pieno
La mia specializzazione è
Altro
La mia professione è
Quality Control
Questo è quanto guadagno in un anno
da €30,000Euro a €44,999Euro
Vivo
Da solo, Con animali domestici
A casa
Non c'è rumore
Fumo
No
Bevo
Sì - Sociale
Personalità
Tornando alle Superiori, Ero
Nerd
Il mio comportamento sociale è
Riservato, Timido, Vivace, Chiassoso, Amichevole, Comico, da flirtare, Estroverso
I miei interessi e Hobby sono
Musica, Tv, Fim, Internet
Tempo speso bene secondo me:
Uscire con gli amici, Stare a casa, Provare cose nuove, I Film, Relax, Dormire, Tv, Andare a un concerto, Andare a un museo
Un primo appuntamento ideale è
Somewhere quiet where we can talk, like a coffee shop or a fro-yo place, with a walk afterwards.
Ho sempre voluto provare
Skydiving
I miei amici mi descrivono come
Amichevole, Combina guai, Figo, Volgare, Oscuro, Goffo, Un Flirt
Punti di Vista
La mia religione è
Altro
Partecipo alle Funzioni
Mai
Il mio umorismo è di tipo
Campeggio, Saggio, Sarcastico, Goffo, Oscuro, Volgare
Gusti
In televisione guardo sempre
Cartoni Animati, Film drammatici, Situation Commedies, Fim
Quando vado al cinema vado sempre a vedere
Azione, Fantascienza, Commedie, Drammatici, Animazione, Horror, Thriller
Quando ascolto musica ascolto sempre
Rock, Elettronica, Pop, Blues, Latina, Soul, Reggae, Folk, Punk
Quando leggo, leggo sempre
Storia e letteratura antica, Comici, Fantasy, Narrativa, Horror, Umorismo, Misteri, Fantascienza
In cerca di
Cosa trovi attraente?
Acume, Civetteria, Spontaneità, Bizzarrie, Sensibilità, Empatia, Umorismo, Profondità, Intelligenza
Cosa cerchi?
I would like a romantic partner to have a good portion of these traits: -DOESN'T SMOKE TOBACCO! (This one is a must and a deal-breaker! I'm allergic to tobacco smoke. Makes me itchy as hell! Just being in the home of a smoker makes me start to itch. No problem with 420 smoke though! Don't partake, but don't care if you do in moderation. - clowns and jokes around. If she doesn't make me laugh out loud or even chuckle, I would like her to at least make me smile. At the very least, roll my eyes at how bad the humor is! ***This is a deal breaker too*** - doesn't want any more children. A plus if your kids are already grown or you have none.***Also a deal breaker*** - loves to cuddle and caress, and be cuddled and caressed. - can put up with, if not enjoy, my sarcasm. - likes all kinds and sorts of different music. If you're a musician, that's a big plus! - can put up with my punk rock. - loves live music. - quirky, weird, and unique. - nerdy, geeky, and/or dorky. That's a huge plus! - into science fiction. A big plus if you're really into Star Wars! - interested in science. - likes to travel. I have lived in Europe and Africa for a while in my 20s and would love to see more of the world. I even like short weekend trips. - is not into organized religion. Spiritual is okay. Maybe a Unitarian. - liberal in politics. - likes animals. If you like dogs, that's a big plus. But cats are awesome too! To give you an even better idea of what I'm looking for, I want a middle age woman similar to these people's and characters' personalities: The woman in this video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3CjduFddN8, Jennifer Lawrence, Felicia Day, Zooey Deschanel, a even less cool Natalie Portman, Mary Steenburger, the gal described in this song - https://youtu.be/BA0ASjVApDQ, Velma Dinkley from Scooby Doo, Hermione Granger from Harry Potter, Winifred Burkle from Angel, Liz Lemon from 30 Rock, Sue Heck from The Middle, Darlene Connor from Roseanne, Alison Reynolds in The Breakfast Club, any 80s Molly Ringwald character.
Che tipo di relazione stai cercando?
Amici di rete, Amici , Incontri