Nice nerd looking for a nerdy sweet gal
DanGeek
Des Moines, Iowa | Hombre Buscando TS/TV/TG
Información Básica
Puedo hablar
Inglés
Me describiría a mi mismo como
Just your typical middle-aged divorced father of a grown daughter/dog owner/music fanatic/local bands supporter/nerd-geek-dork/sarcastic smartass/movie lover/tv watcher/former comicbook collector/science fiction fan/occasional book reader/science buff/casual philosopher/spirituality peruser/former world traveler/liberal/ambivert/straight guy (though I did experiment)/kinda slob/huge Violent Femmes fan/Sigourney Weaver crusher/rabid Journey hater/ INFP/ENFP from Des Moines, Iowa.
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These are some real people and fictional characters I strongly relate to: Patton Oswalt, Wil Wheaton, Simon Pegg, Kevin Smith, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Clark Kent half of Superman, Sam Weir in Freaks and Geeks, Ben Wyatt from Parks and Recreation, Chuck Bartowski from Chuck, Rob Fleming in High Fidelity, Mike Doonesbury in the Doonesbury comic strip, Malcolm from Malcolm in the Middle, Jason Fox from the Fox Trot comic strip, Leonard Hofstadter from Big Bang Theory, almost any character played by Rick Moranis, Peter Parker in his high school years, Michael Cera in most of his early roles, Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Professor Utonium from The Powerpuff Girls, JD Dorian in Scrubs, Anthony Micheal Hall in his 80s movies, Napolean Dynamite, George Bailey in It's a Wonderful Life, Winston Smith in 1984, Reed Richards from The Fantastic Four, Luke Skywalker in New Hope and Last Jedi, Sheen Estevez from Jimmy Neutron, Beeker from The Muppets, any stereotypical absent-minded professor.
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When does a joke become a Dad joke?
When the punch line becomes apparent!
Though, honestly, I don't think that could be father from the truth!
I once tried snorting coke!
But the bubbles tickled my nose too much!
There are two kinds of people in this world...
Those who need closure...
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
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If I have a spirit animal, familiar, or potronus, I'm pretty sure it's Goofy, the Disney character.
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These are some real people and fictional characters I strongly relate to: Patton Oswalt, Wil Wheaton, Simon Pegg, Kevin Smith, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Clark Kent half of Superman, Sam Weir in Freaks and Geeks, Ben Wyatt from Parks and Recreation, Chuck Bartowski from Chuck, Rob Fleming in High Fidelity, Mike Doonesbury in the Doonesbury comic strip, Malcolm from Malcolm in the Middle, Jason Fox from the Fox Trot comic strip, Leonard Hofstadter from Big Bang Theory, almost any character played by Rick Moranis, Peter Parker in his high school years, Michael Cera in most of his early roles, Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Professor Utonium from The Powerpuff Girls, JD Dorian in Scrubs, Anthony Micheal Hall in his 80s movies, Napolean Dynamite, George Bailey in It's a Wonderful Life, Winston Smith in 1984, Reed Richards from The Fantastic Four, Luke Skywalker in New Hope and Last Jedi, Sheen Estevez from Jimmy Neutron, Beeker from The Muppets, any stereotypical absent-minded professor.
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When does a joke become a Dad joke?
When the punch line becomes apparent!
Though, honestly, I don't think that could be father from the truth!
I once tried snorting coke!
But the bubbles tickled my nose too much!
There are two kinds of people in this world...
Those who need closure...
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
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If I have a spirit animal, familiar, or potronus, I'm pretty sure it's Goofy, the Disney character.
Signo
Acuario
Apariencia y Situación
Mi tipo de cuerpo es
Fornido/a
Mi altura es
5' 11 (1.8 m)
Mis ojos son
Avellana
Mi raza es
Caucásico
Mi situación marital es
Separado
Tengo hijos
Si - No En Casa
Quiero tener hijos
No
Mi Mejor característica es
Sonrisa
Tengo uno o más de estos
Gato , Perro
Me iría a vivir a otro lugar
Si
Estatus
Mi nivel de estudios / educación es
Diploma Unversidad
Mi situación laboral actual es
Tiempo Completo
Mi especialidad es
Otros
Mi trabajo es como
Quality Control
Mi salario anual es de
$30,000USD a $44,999USD
Vivo en
Solo/a, Con Mascota/s
En casa
No es ruidoso
Soy Fumador
No
Soy Bebedor
Si - Socialmente
Personalidad
En el instituto, era
Ratón de Biblioteca
Socialmente, me describiría como
Reservados, Tímido/a, Bullicioso/a, Ruidoso, Amistoso, Cómico, Coqueto/a, Extrovertido/a
Mis aficiones e intereses son
Música, Televisión, Películas, Internet
Mi idea de un rato estupendo es
Salir con amigos, Quedarme en casa, Probar cosas nuevas, Películas, Relajarse, Dormir, Televisión, Ir a un Concierto, Ir a un Museo
Mi primera cita ideal sería
Somewhere quiet where we can talk, like a coffee shop or a fro-yo place, with a walk afterwards.
Siempre he querido probar
Skydiving
Mis amigos me describen como
Amistoso, Alborotador, Genial, Obsceno, Oscuro, Bobo, Coqueteo
Puntos de Vista
Mi religión es
Otros
Voy a la iglesia
Nunca
Mi sentido del humor es
Irónico/a, Inteligente, Seco / Sarcástico, Bobo, Oscuro, Obsceno
Gustos
En la TV, siempre veo
Dibujos Animados, Dramas, Comedias de Situación, Películas
Si voy al cine, siempre me gusta ver una
Acción, Ciencia Ficción, Comedia , Drama , Animación, Horror, Suspense
Cuando escucho música, lo que más me gusta es
Rock, Electrónica, Pop, Blues, Latino, Soul, Reggae, Folk, Punk
Cuando leo libros, lo que más me gusta es
Antiguedades, Cómics, Fantasía, Ficción, Horror, Humor, Misterio, Ciencia Ficción
Estoy buscando a
¿Qué te resulta atractivo?
Ingenio, Coquetería, Espontaneidad, Rarezas, Sensibilidad, Empatía, Humor, Detallista, Inteligencia
¿Qué estás buscando?
I would like a romantic partner to have a good portion of these traits: -DOESN'T SMOKE TOBACCO! (This one is a must and a deal-breaker! I'm allergic to tobacco smoke. Makes me itchy as hell! Just being in the home of a smoker makes me start to itch. No problem with 420 smoke though! Don't partake, but don't care if you do in moderation. - clowns and jokes around. If she doesn't make me laugh out loud or even chuckle, I would like her to at least make me smile. At the very least, roll my eyes at how bad the humor is! ***This is a deal breaker too*** - doesn't want any more children. A plus if your kids are already grown or you have none.***Also a deal breaker*** - loves to cuddle and caress, and be cuddled and caressed. - can put up with, if not enjoy, my sarcasm. - likes all kinds and sorts of different music. If you're a musician, that's a big plus! - can put up with my punk rock. - loves live music. - quirky, weird, and unique. - nerdy, geeky, and/or dorky. That's a huge plus! - into science fiction. A big plus if you're really into Star Wars! - interested in science. - likes to travel. I have lived in Europe and Africa for a while in my 20s and would love to see more of the world. I even like short weekend trips. - is not into organized religion. Spiritual is okay. Maybe a Unitarian. - liberal in politics. - likes animals. If you like dogs, that's a big plus. But cats are awesome too! To give you an even better idea of what I'm looking for, I want a middle age woman similar to these people's and characters' personalities: The woman in this video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3CjduFddN8, Jennifer Lawrence, Felicia Day, Zooey Deschanel, a even less cool Natalie Portman, Mary Steenburger, the gal described in this song - https://youtu.be/BA0ASjVApDQ, Velma Dinkley from Scooby Doo, Hermione Granger from Harry Potter, Winifred Burkle from Angel, Liz Lemon from 30 Rock, Sue Heck from The Middle, Darlene Connor from Roseanne, Alison Reynolds in The Breakfast Club, any 80s Molly Ringwald character.
¿Qué tipo de relación estás buscando?
Amigo/a de Internet, Amigo/a , Cita