Nice nerd looking for a nerdy sweet gal

Jeg taler

Engelsk

Jeg beskriver mig selv som

Just your typical middle-aged divorced father of a grown daughter/dog owner/music fanatic/local bands supporter/nerd-geek-dork/sarcastic smartass/movie lover/tv watcher/former comicbook collector/science fiction fan/occasional book reader/science buff/casual philosopher/spirituality peruser/former world traveler/liberal/ambivert/straight guy (though I did experiment)/kinda slob/huge Violent Femmes fan/Sigourney Weaver crusher/rabid Journey hater/ INFP/ENFP from Des Moines, Iowa.

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These are some real people and fictional characters I strongly relate to: Patton Oswalt, Wil Wheaton, Simon Pegg, Kevin Smith, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Clark Kent half of Superman, Sam Weir in Freaks and Geeks, Ben Wyatt from Parks and Recreation, Chuck Bartowski from Chuck, Rob Fleming in High Fidelity, Mike Doonesbury in the Doonesbury comic strip, Malcolm from Malcolm in the Middle, Jason Fox from the Fox Trot comic strip, Leonard Hofstadter from Big Bang Theory, almost any character played by Rick Moranis, Peter Parker in his high school years, Michael Cera in most of his early roles, Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Professor Utonium from The Powerpuff Girls, JD Dorian in Scrubs, Anthony Micheal Hall in his 80s movies, Napolean Dynamite, George Bailey in It's a Wonderful Life, Winston Smith in 1984, Reed Richards from The Fantastic Four, Luke Skywalker in New Hope and Last Jedi, Sheen Estevez from Jimmy Neutron, Beeker from The Muppets, any stereotypical absent-minded professor.

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When does a joke become a Dad joke?
When the punch line becomes apparent!
Though, honestly, I don't think that could be father from the truth!

I once tried snorting coke!
But the bubbles tickled my nose too much!

There are two kinds of people in this world...
Those who need closure...

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.

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If I have a spirit animal, familiar, or potronus, I'm pretty sure it's Goofy, the Disney character.

Underskriv

Aquarius

Min kropstype er

Tætbygget

Min højde er

180 cm

Mine øjne er

Nøddebrun

Min etnicitet er

Kaukasisk

Min civilstand er

Separeret

Jeg har børn

Ja - ikke hjemme

Jeg vil have børn

Nej

Mit bedste karaktertræk er

Smil

Jeg har en eller flere af disse

Kat, Hund

Villig til at flytte

Ja

Mit uddannelsesniveau er

Universitetsuddannet

Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er

Fuldtid

Mit speciale er

Andet

Min jobtitel er

Quality Control

Jeg tjener så meget på et år

Fra $30.000 til $44.999USD

Jeg bor

Alene, Med kæledyr

Hjemme

Der er ingen støj

Jeg er ryger

Nej

Jeg drikker

Ja - til fester

I gymnasiet var jeg

Nørd

Min sociale opførsel er

Reserveret, Genert, Højrøstet, Højtråbende, Venlig, Komisk, Flirtende, Uadvendt

Mine interesser og hobbier er

Musik, Tv, Film, Internet

Min idé om at have det sjovt er

Være sammen med venner, Være hjemme, Prøve noget nyt, I biografen, Afslappende, Sove, Tv, Tage til koncert, Gå på museum

En ideel første date ville være

Somewhere quiet where we can talk, like a coffee shop or a fro-yo place, with a walk afterwards.

Jeg har altid villet prøve

Skydiving

Mine venner beskriver mig som

Venlig, Ballademager, Cool, Fræk, Obskur, Fjollet, En flirt

Min religion er

Andet

Jeg deltager i tjenester

Aldrig

Min form for humor er

Banal, Snu, Tør / sarkastisk, Fjollet, Obskur, Fræk

I tv ser jeg altid

Tegnefilm, Dramaer, Sitcoms, Film

Når jeg går i biografen ser jeg altid en

Handling, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Animation, Gys, Thriller

Når jeg hører musik, lytter jeg altid til

Rock, Elektronisk, Pop, Blues, Latin, Soul, Reggae, Folk, Punk

Når jeg læser, læser jeg altid

Gammelt, Komisk, Fantasy, Fiktion, Gys, Humor, Mystik, Science Fiction

Hvad finder du attraktivt?

Morsom, Flirtende, Spontanitet, Særheder, Følsomhed, Empati, Humor, Omtanke, Intelligens

Hvad leder du efter?

I would like a romantic partner to have a good portion of these traits: -DOESN'T SMOKE TOBACCO! (This one is a must and a deal-breaker! I'm allergic to tobacco smoke. Makes me itchy as hell! Just being in the home of a smoker makes me start to itch. No problem with 420 smoke though! Don't partake, but don't care if you do in moderation. - clowns and jokes around. If she doesn't make me laugh out loud or even chuckle, I would like her to at least make me smile. At the very least, roll my eyes at how bad the humor is! ***This is a deal breaker too*** - doesn't want any more children. A plus if your kids are already grown or you have none.***Also a deal breaker*** - loves to cuddle and caress, and be cuddled and caressed. - can put up with, if not enjoy, my sarcasm. - likes all kinds and sorts of different music. If you're a musician, that's a big plus! - can put up with my punk rock. - loves live music. - quirky, weird, and unique. - nerdy, geeky, and/or dorky. That's a huge plus! - into science fiction. A big plus if you're really into Star Wars! - interested in science. - likes to travel. I have lived in Europe and Africa for a while in my 20s and would love to see more of the world. I even like short weekend trips. - is not into organized religion. Spiritual is okay. Maybe a Unitarian. - liberal in politics. - likes animals. If you like dogs, that's a big plus. But cats are awesome too! To give you an even better idea of what I'm looking for, I want a middle age woman similar to these people's and characters' personalities: The woman in this video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3CjduFddN8, Jennifer Lawrence, Felicia Day, Zooey Deschanel, a even less cool Natalie Portman, Mary Steenburger, the gal described in this song - https://youtu.be/BA0ASjVApDQ, Velma Dinkley from Scooby Doo, Hermione Granger from Harry Potter, Winifred Burkle from Angel, Liz Lemon from 30 Rock, Sue Heck from The Middle, Darlene Connor from Roseanne, Alison Reynolds in The Breakfast Club, any 80s Molly Ringwald character.

Hvilken type forhold leder du efter?

Internetven, Ven, Dato