Nice nerd looking for a nerdy sweet gal
DanGeek
Des Moines, Iowa | Bărbat În căutare de TS/TV/TG
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Just your typical middle-aged divorced father of a grown daughter/dog owner/music fanatic/local bands supporter/nerd-geek-dork/sarcastic smartass/movie lover/tv watcher/former comicbook collector/science fiction fan/occasional book reader/science buff/casual philosopher/spirituality peruser/former world traveler/liberal/ambivert/straight guy (though I did experiment)/kinda slob/huge Violent Femmes fan/Sigourney Weaver crusher/rabid Journey hater/ INFP/ENFP from Des Moines, Iowa.
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These are some real people and fictional characters I strongly relate to: Patton Oswalt, Wil Wheaton, Simon Pegg, Kevin Smith, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Clark Kent half of Superman, Sam Weir in Freaks and Geeks, Ben Wyatt from Parks and Recreation, Chuck Bartowski from Chuck, Rob Fleming in High Fidelity, Mike Doonesbury in the Doonesbury comic strip, Malcolm from Malcolm in the Middle, Jason Fox from the Fox Trot comic strip, Leonard Hofstadter from Big Bang Theory, almost any character played by Rick Moranis, Peter Parker in his high school years, Michael Cera in most of his early roles, Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Professor Utonium from The Powerpuff Girls, JD Dorian in Scrubs, Anthony Micheal Hall in his 80s movies, Napolean Dynamite, George Bailey in It's a Wonderful Life, Winston Smith in 1984, Reed Richards from The Fantastic Four, Luke Skywalker in New Hope and Last Jedi, Sheen Estevez from Jimmy Neutron, Beeker from The Muppets, any stereotypical absent-minded professor.
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When does a joke become a Dad joke?
When the punch line becomes apparent!
Though, honestly, I don't think that could be father from the truth!
I once tried snorting coke!
But the bubbles tickled my nose too much!
There are two kinds of people in this world...
Those who need closure...
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
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If I have a spirit animal, familiar, or potronus, I'm pretty sure it's Goofy, the Disney character.
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These are some real people and fictional characters I strongly relate to: Patton Oswalt, Wil Wheaton, Simon Pegg, Kevin Smith, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Clark Kent half of Superman, Sam Weir in Freaks and Geeks, Ben Wyatt from Parks and Recreation, Chuck Bartowski from Chuck, Rob Fleming in High Fidelity, Mike Doonesbury in the Doonesbury comic strip, Malcolm from Malcolm in the Middle, Jason Fox from the Fox Trot comic strip, Leonard Hofstadter from Big Bang Theory, almost any character played by Rick Moranis, Peter Parker in his high school years, Michael Cera in most of his early roles, Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Professor Utonium from The Powerpuff Girls, JD Dorian in Scrubs, Anthony Micheal Hall in his 80s movies, Napolean Dynamite, George Bailey in It's a Wonderful Life, Winston Smith in 1984, Reed Richards from The Fantastic Four, Luke Skywalker in New Hope and Last Jedi, Sheen Estevez from Jimmy Neutron, Beeker from The Muppets, any stereotypical absent-minded professor.
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When does a joke become a Dad joke?
When the punch line becomes apparent!
Though, honestly, I don't think that could be father from the truth!
I once tried snorting coke!
But the bubbles tickled my nose too much!
There are two kinds of people in this world...
Those who need closure...
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
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If I have a spirit animal, familiar, or potronus, I'm pretty sure it's Goofy, the Disney character.
Zodie
Vărsător
Aspect și situația
Tipul corpului meu este
Îndesat
Înălțimea mea este
5' 11 (1.8 m)
Ochii mei sunt
Căprui
Sunt de etnie
caucaziană
Starea mea civilă este
Despărțit(ă)
Am copii
Da - Nu acasă
Doresc copii
Nu
Caracteristica mea cea mai bună este
Zâmbet
Am mai multe de asta
Pisică, Câine
Dispus să mă mut
Da
Status
Nivelul meu de educație este
Diplomă de Colegiu
Starea mea forței de muncă actuală este
Cu normă întreagă
Specializarea mea este
Altele
Denumirea postului meu de muncă este
Quality Control
Salariul meu anual este
30,000$ - 44,999$
Eu trăiesc
Singur(ă), Cu un animal (animale) de companie
acasă
Nu este zgomot
Fumez
Nu
Beau
Da - sociabil
Personalitate
În liceu am fost
Tocilar
Comportamentul meu social este
Închis, Timid, Furtunos, Gălăgios, Prietenos, De comedie, Cochet, Deschis
Interesele și hobby-urile mele sunt
Muzică, Tv , Filme, Internet
Distracția bună pentru mine este
Cu prietenii, Acasă, Încercarea de lucruri noi, Filmele, Relaxare, Dormit, Tv , La un concert, La un muzeu
O prima întâlnire perfectă ar fi
Somewhere quiet where we can talk, like a coffee shop or a fro-yo place, with a walk afterwards.
Întotdeauna am vrut să încerc
Skydiving
Prietenii mei mă descriu ca
Prietenos, Scandalagiu, Super, Vulgar, Tainic, Ridicol, Cochet
Vizualizări
Religia mea este
Altele
Particip la servicii
Niciodată
Genul meu de umor este
Inteligent, Deștept, Sec / Sarcastic, Ridicol, Tainic, Vulgar
Gust
La TV întotdeauna mă uit la
Desene animate, Drame, Comedii, Filme
Când mă duc la filme, mereu merg pentru a vedea
Acțiune, Științifico-fantastic, Comedie , Dramă, Animație, De groază, De aventuri
Când ascult muzică, mereu ascult
Rock , Electronică, Pop , Blues , Latino, Soul , Reggae , Folk , Punk
Când citesc, eu citesc
Vechi, Comic , Fantezie , Ficțiune, De groază, Umor, Mister, Științifico-fantastic
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Ce vi se pare atractiv?
Rațiune, Flirt, Spontaneitate, Ciudățenii, Sensibilitate, Empatie, Umor, Grija, Inteligență
Ce căutați?
I would like a romantic partner to have a good portion of these traits: -DOESN'T SMOKE TOBACCO! (This one is a must and a deal-breaker! I'm allergic to tobacco smoke. Makes me itchy as hell! Just being in the home of a smoker makes me start to itch. No problem with 420 smoke though! Don't partake, but don't care if you do in moderation. - clowns and jokes around. If she doesn't make me laugh out loud or even chuckle, I would like her to at least make me smile. At the very least, roll my eyes at how bad the humor is! ***This is a deal breaker too*** - doesn't want any more children. A plus if your kids are already grown or you have none.***Also a deal breaker*** - loves to cuddle and caress, and be cuddled and caressed. - can put up with, if not enjoy, my sarcasm. - likes all kinds and sorts of different music. If you're a musician, that's a big plus! - can put up with my punk rock. - loves live music. - quirky, weird, and unique. - nerdy, geeky, and/or dorky. That's a huge plus! - into science fiction. A big plus if you're really into Star Wars! - interested in science. - likes to travel. I have lived in Europe and Africa for a while in my 20s and would love to see more of the world. I even like short weekend trips. - is not into organized religion. Spiritual is okay. Maybe a Unitarian. - liberal in politics. - likes animals. If you like dogs, that's a big plus. But cats are awesome too! To give you an even better idea of what I'm looking for, I want a middle age woman similar to these people's and characters' personalities: The woman in this video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3CjduFddN8, Jennifer Lawrence, Felicia Day, Zooey Deschanel, a even less cool Natalie Portman, Mary Steenburger, the gal described in this song - https://youtu.be/BA0ASjVApDQ, Velma Dinkley from Scooby Doo, Hermione Granger from Harry Potter, Winifred Burkle from Angel, Liz Lemon from 30 Rock, Sue Heck from The Middle, Darlene Connor from Roseanne, Alison Reynolds in The Breakfast Club, any 80s Molly Ringwald character.
Ce fel de relație doriți?
Prieten de pe internet, Prieten, Partener de întâlniri